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Ron Gilbert

Ron Gilbert Hates It All So Very Much

My very favorite grump is on blast at Gamasutra, grumbling about topics ranging from how there are no decent stories in games anymore, to how he is trying to remedy this and being thwarted at every turn by stonefaced game company executives. Full of piss, vinegar, and baseball metaphors, Gilbert gives us what-for: More »

Mmo

Mythic, Ultima Online Teaming Up

Apache reports that something is afoot over at Ultima Online. The official site for the granddaddy of MMOs says they are going to be teaming up with Mythic to "forge Britannia's future." More »

Nintendo

Red Steel Blogs It Up

Marie-Sol Beaudry, producer of Red Steel, is now updating live from the Ubisoft Paris studio. Over on the new Red Steel blog on IGN, she has this to say about der hackenslashen: More »

Metroid

Metroid Prime Cheaters Off the Starboard Bow!

The word goes forth: MPH players beware! You got incoming cheaters and they like it when you cry. Says savvy 4 Color Rebellion: More »

Criticism

Game Geezers Grinding Their Gums at 12-Year-Old Goldeneye Critic

The Addicted Geek ran one of our younger brethren, a 12-year-old gamer nicknamed Minigeek, through the gauntlet of GoldenEye and recorded the boy's responses for posterity. Addicted did it for the sake of testing the supposed "timelessness" of the title, and he was vastly disappointed with the boy's lack of sensitivity for his entrenched nostalgia. More »

Mgs

PS3...for the FUTURE

Metal Gear Solid creator Hideo Kojima and Square-Enix's Tetsuya Nomura are firm in their belief that the PS3 is the way of the future, but wail just as loudly as we do about the price and rumble shenanigans: More »

Eon8

UPDATE! Bite the Waxing Quintile: What the Christ is Eon8?

This was going to be a big comprehensive post about the Eon8 thing that's rattling all sorts of meme vectors right now, but as with viral marketing of this scale, the sheer number of forum posts, references, speculation and factoids gleaned via WHOIS and hacking are making that sort of thing redundant. So instead this will be a brief overview, followed by a linkstravaganza. More »

Top

Msoft: No Internal HD-DVD Planned

Cesar Menedez posts on the Microsoft Xbox and games blog that rumors of an internal HD-DVD for the Xbox 360 are not true. More »

Sega

Sega Genesitar Shreds Nasty Guitar Licks

Earlier this month, I happened upon an image of a Brazilian dude and his truly hideous Genesis guitar, which I derided. One of our commenters jumped in and said that the dude really rocks. Turns out he does. That guitar is still fugly, though. More »

Prey

Prey Demo Hits the 360

With just a few weeks to go before Prey hits the Xbox 360 and PC, the demo for the console finally landed on Live Marketplace. Major Nelson announced its arrival about 3 p.m. EST, noting how frustrating the delay was to gamers but not explaining what caused the demo to miss the originally announced date. More »

Announcements

What Are You Playing This Weekend?

I can tell you what I'm damn well not going to be playing this weekend. Metroid Prime: Hunters. While the Gamespot review wanks off about the incredibly fluid, intuitive control scheme, my experience is directly opposite: I'm about ready to gouge my stylus through the lower DS screen in frustration. More »

Kotaku

Sponsor Thanks

We washed up on the shore of the Isle Kotaku. Hungry and tired, we searched for nourishment and shade. We didn't find any and almost perished, until the natives stumbled across our dehydrated, sunburnt bodies. They belonged to the Sponsor tribe and gave us water, food and money. This week Mobizzo, Kensington Books, Scanner Darkly, Hershey's, Evian and Mini kept us from dying. For that, we thank them. More »

Hd Dvd

Toshiba Exec: Internal HD-DVD Coming to 360

Toshiba is predicting that an Xbox 360 with an internal HD-DVD drive will hit stores by the end of the year, according to Australia's ITWire. More »

Movies

Fight Kur and the Ko-Dan Armada!

The Last Starfighter was the first movie I can remember seeing that ever made the point that doofuses like Jack Thompson would spend most of their careers yammering on about: video games are kill simulators. In the case of The Last Starfighter, skills learned in a trailer park arcade are directly applicable to intergalactic conflict. More »


DS Lite

Decent Odds for a DS Lite Prize Pack

This is it, the last day to enter to win either the DS Lite WiFi pack or the DS Lite Black pack. Remember, if you entered any of our Friday Night Lite contests this month, including this week's, you will automatically entered into the giveaway for the grand prize. More »

PS3

PS3 Preorders in Germany for $743

Digital Battle is reporting that MediaMarkt, a German retailer, is taking pre-orders on the 60GB PS3 for 600, or around $765. They seem a bit astonished by the price, but note that you'll get a free game: Formula 1, Motorstorm, SingStar or Genji. More »

Ds

The Nintendo DS Genesis

French modder Kotomi has unveiled his latest creation: a DS fatty modded to look like a Sega Genesis. A clever mash-up and as always, magnifique! More »