Horsefly commented on Rumor: Medal of Honor Going To Afghanistan

"@danjlove: That was a couple years after Anaconda though."

Horsefly commented on Yup, You Just Got Master Chief In My Fable II

"This collectors edition/pre-order bonus bullshit is really getting old."

Horsefly commented on To LOVEru Loves The Touching

"I think the penguin suggests more about you."

Horsefly commented on New Heavy Rain Screens Drizzle Out

"If they do break the uncanny valley, they'll just end up getting screwed by the "now loading..." valley."

Horsefly commented on To LOVEru Loves The Touching

""The game is rated 15 and up." These motherfuckers know their demographics!"

Horsefly commented on Macross PSP Trailer

"@Garo: They won't."

Horsefly commented on Rumor: Medal of Honor Going To Afghanistan

"The game is called MEDAL OF HONOR as in "the highest military decoration awarded by the UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT"."

Horsefly commented on Zero Punctuation Reviews E3 '08's Trailers

"Hey, someone else besides me realizes that there is no black female sidekick in RE5!"

Horsefly commented on Spider-Man: Web Of Shadows Impressions

"Goddammit."

Horsefly commented on Soul Calibur IV - So Who Is Algol Anyway?

"Powerful ancient civilization?"

Horsefly commented on In Space, No One Can Hear Your Cardboard Spartan Armor Crinkle

"At first I just thought he was breaking in the armor, BUT HE IS ACTUALLY TEABAGGING AT 0:36!"

Horsefly commented on First Metal Gear Online "Gene Expansion" Details

"@Lessthan_tom: I could have told you it was going to be like that, like, two months ago."

Horsefly commented on There Will Be No More Brain Training

"Nonsense, we'll surely have left the planet by the time our sun gives out."

Horsefly commented on Ninja Gaiden II Mission Mode Coming This Month

"Camera Month: The month where we unfuck the camera so Horsefly can go ahead and buy this game already."

Horsefly commented on IGA Study Finds People Don't Mind In-Game Ads

"I other news, sheep actually don't mind, but rather enjoy, being barked at and chased by rabid dogs into mass confinement where they are certain to face humiliating abuse by farmers with shear clippers."

Horsefly commented on EA Ends Vancouver Torture Program

"The fundamental flaw with this is that one team will inevitable be better than the other."

Horsefly commented on Warren Spector: No More 100-Hour Games, K?

"Old married guy promises to make shorter games for old married people so they can spend more time with their granchildren."

Horsefly commented on Hey! These Spoiler Metal Gear Solid 4 Screens Are NSFW

"Post-traumatic stress disorder blah blah blah."